Oddities of the Lyne

Easy, Grunt, easy.

2006-05-22T02:39:00.000+08:00

Philosophical Truth. Truthful Philosophy.
It takes a lot to get up there. Too bad not everyone goes through the orthodox way.

Ni. Nu. Baka.

2006-05-15T21:30:00.000+08:00

Kore wa Monty Python no Eiga "Quest for the Holy Grail" desu.

The Knights of Ni scene.
And I believe this is a beautiful example of the cuckoo gang and their intended targeted audience. The outreach was phenomenal, I tell you! The script was definitely intended to be in Japanese. Come on! The trailer was in Mandarin!

Gu Shi Jing Zhang !!!

M3 @ dA mOmEnT

2006-05-09T18:45:00.000+08:00

ARGH!!! What drives these crazy mosquitoes to bite on the oddest of places?

This is my second time having an insect bite ON MY FACE.

Where exactly? Next to my left eye. Itches like crazy!!!

Foto Folly (2)

2006-05-08T22:16:00.000+08:00

Title : "A Bachelor's Soup"

Word association : Jiou Cheng -- uh -- Tiger Brand light soy sauce. Milkmaid Condensed milk (sugar load!). Bug-paper-lined cabinet shelve. Kraft Mayonnaise. Cup of Soup.

My thoughts ? Obviously I have this unhealthy habit of dawdling about my tiny kitchen. Yes, I have B.E.D. but it doesn't necessarily stop me from walking about in the food repository. What? I cook my own meals, okay? I can so bloody cook. My point is... I forgot. Oh, I like this brand of soup and that particular flavour. I do! A Bachelor's -- in my case, bachelorette -- choice.

Details, details. Pretty colours! Pretty colours! That is a lovely package. I love the noodles in the soup too. Oh, wait, the flash wasn't off...

Foto Folly (1)

2006-05-07T21:07:00.000+08:00

Title : Grossly Green

This is the section where I post weird images I took while fooling around with [one of] my camera[s]. Then retouching it to look, well, visible. And I have no idea what to do with pics such as this, since it makes no sense!

Word Association : Old Paint. White Tiles. Kitchen Side Table. Green Milk.

My thoughts ? To be honest, I hate this milk flavour, I "love" the colour though. Looks like somebody vomitted up a spinach smoothie. Anyway, Dutch Lady has this wicked Chocolate flavoured milk that I have a weakness for since my childhood. Yum yum!

Details, details. Took this in November 2004, right about when my Mother had undergone major spinal surgery. And this is where I began to completely lose it. Whee! So I snapped away with my then new digital toy. My first experiment in a darkened environment without flash, and one hell of a struggle to keep a steady hand. Photoshopped so that it doesn't look too yellow like my kitchen. :)

tOdAy I5 06...05...06 !!!

2006-05-06T19:40:00.000+08:00

Wilkommen! Wilkommen. To the world of an odd ditty. I am your host, The Lyne. I can be crooked, I can be straight. However, I can never be gay. And I have tried it, believe you me.

a confession :
Gender wise, I am a human female. But I have found myself sporting a radical strand of facial hair once in a purple moon. I am not kidding about this, it hurt like hell just yanking that weird follicle off my chin. I hear the old wives' tale that shaving promotes grow and having acne, that calls for "abcessive" growth.

In short, I can a grow a beard but not that I want to.